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Hi, I’m Sabreena. Welcome to your new site. By entering No Strings you have agreed to be open, limitless, and free.

THINGS I LEARNED IN PAKISTAN

A FUN FACT FOR EVERY YEAR I MISSED OUT ON BY SABREENA SALEEM

  1.  I have a freckle on my inner right forearm
  2. If you have enough time on your hands you will notice freckles on your body
  3. Pigeons can be worth a lot of money
  4. No one cares about cats
  5. The hair on my arms and body Americans prefer me to remove helps protect against mosquitoes so fuck y’all 
  6. Tattoos are kinda dumb
  7. Adult women do not have short hair
  8. Toilets and showers are like, not rly necessary - but they are great  
  9. If you don’t shower 3 times a day your normally dry skin will glisten from natural oils wow
  10. You can love people you’ve never known
  11. Routine is nice
  12. Contrary to my life-long belief, I have no problem sitting still for long periods of time. 
  13. Urdu is really f*cking hard
  14. Deactivate your Tinder before entering the country.
  15. Lanes on roads are just suggestions
  16. 3000 rupees is like  $46.
  17. Middle class families have maids  
  18. Even if you’re left-handed, you’re supposed to eat with your right hand. 
  19. Eating rice with your hands is totally cool
  20. Punjabi people eat like 8 meals per day
  21. Maybe if everyone had 8 cups of chai per day they’d stop being such assholes
  22. I say thank you excessively  
  23. The power goes out a lot but no one really cares
  24. Life without WiFi is ok

NOW OPEN

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